Friday Fun: Your Business Card Is Crap

This guy claims to be the greatest pitchman alive. And let me tell you, I believe him. I didn’t know it possible to squeeze this many priceless quotes into a two minute span.

  • “You don’t spend the money, until you’ve made the money.”
  • “Holds a crease…”
  • “Looks like crap, it is crap.”
  • “I will never make a criticism if I don’t have a resolution.”
  • “It doesn’t fit in a Rolodex, because it doesn’t belong in a Rolodex.”
  • “I build crowds. Guaranteed. What do you do guaranteed?”

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