Just ask the BCS. Oklahoma inexplicitly jumped Texas in the latest standings to take the Big 12 South, a spot in the Big 12 title game and a presumed spot in the BCS championship game.

I wish I had time right now to run down all the reasons why this is so monumentally f’ed up, but I don’t. So I’ll point you to Richie Whitt’s nicely summarized explanation over on The Sportatorium.

I was gonna come on here and write a long praise of yesterday’s Cowboys game, but why should I do the work when ESPN’s Matt Mosley has already done it for me. That saved me a lot of time. Now…where are those leftovers?

Anyone who has a dorm room loft like this deserves the same fate.

Snackbar’s been known to post some funny shit in the comments, but this story he pointed us to is just too good not to give it its own post. Keep in mind the lady in this story is married mother of three. Also, if she thinks her life is ruined now, it’s about to get a lot worse. Her story has been posted on the Drudge Report (bottom of the left column)! Personally, I think this is karma kicking her in the croutch for being a damned Hawkeyes fan.

How is that possible, you ask? Well, with the news coming down a few minutes ago (literally, a few minutes ago. I’m like a freaking real reporter now.) that Stars captain Brendan Morrow is sidelined for at least six months with a torn ACL.

Landon Wilson was called up from the AHL to fill the open roster spot. More info to come later, I’m sure. But I think that’s enough for now.

Apparently, Terence Newman’s body is as fragile as a faberge egg. Somebody needs to lock him away in a padded room and only bring him out on game days. I seriously wouldn’t be surprised if he missed two more games because of this.

Dude, I saw this video and I was like, awww yeeeaaahhh dude, it’s the best vid ever. It’s just spits you out like WHAAPACK. You’ll just wanna say BWWAAHAAAA.

This has inspired me.  Any takers for a league in the metroplex where we can all live our dreams?

The Morning News is reporting that Felix Jones’ rookie season has officially come to an end. The running back was placed on injured reserve and will have surgery on a torn ligament in his toe. Jones injured said toe while rehabbing a torn hamstring that he suffered in the loss to the Arizona Cardinals.

Combine this with the news that Miles Austin is also out for two to four weeks with a knee injury and you can pretty much turn out the lights on the Cowboys’ kick return game. This team just can’t seem to keep all of its game-breakers healthy at the same time.