Dallas Stars Season Just Got Worse

November 21, 2008

How is that possible, you ask? Well, with the news coming down a few minutes ago (literally, a few minutes ago. I’m like a freaking real reporter now.) that Stars captain Brendan Morrow is sidelined for at least six months with a torn ACL.

Landon Wilson was called up from the AHL to fill the open roster spot. More info to come later, I’m sure. But I think that’s enough for now.


Defense Is A Four-Letter Word In Dallas

October 31, 2008

The 08-09 Dallas Mavericks got their season started last night with about as much veracity as a limp dick. Despite hanging in for a good three quarters, the Mavs fell apart in the fourth to fall 112-102 to the Houston Rockets. Offensively, the team looked good. Dirk poured in 36, Howard had 28 and Kidd finished with 12 assists. They ran the floor well like Rick Carlisle said they would, though that dropped off quite a bit whenever the incredibly sub-par bench got involved.

What was noticeably absent all game was any sort of defensive presence. This is a Houston team that scored a grand total of 82 points a couple of nights ago against Memphis. MEMPHIS!! However, the Mavs managed to go out and make Yao Ming (30 points, 13 boards) look like Hakeen Olajuwon in his prime, and they let Ron Artest (29 points, 7 boards) run roughshot all over the court for the entire game. Better yet, Tracy McGrady didn’t even play in the fourth quarter and the Rockets still outscored the Mavs by 11 to clinch the victory.

Which brings me to main point: Why is the concept of defense so foreign to all of our local sports teams? The Cowboys suit up a defensive unit stacked with number one draft picks and high-priced free agents, yet they can make the Rams offense, arguably the worst in football, look reminiscent of the Greatest Show on Turf. Through eight games, they’ve managed to intercept two passes. The Stars, who are currently sitting at 4-4-2, have allowed a league worst 40 goals through 10 games. Everytime Marty Turco looks up, three members of the opposing team are bearing down on him as Sean Avery jerks it to a picture of himself. The 2008 version of the Texas Rangers managed to commit more errors and have a lower fielding percentage than every other team in the Major Leagues.

What ever happened to the credo that defense wins championships? Is that just something that coaches tell you during high school basketball practice so that the two kids with talent won’t dominate all of practice with their shooting skills? Or has the glitz-and-glam image of life and sports in Dallas gotten so pervasive that our athletes feel like they don’t need to do any of the “grunt” work?

Whatever the root cause is somebody needs to pull an Oscar Rogers and FIX IT!

You take it one step at a time:

1. Identify the problem. FIX IT!

2. Identify another problem. FIX IT!

3. Repeat as necessary until it’s all FIXED!


The Perfect Week

September 17, 2008

I think Josh, Jerrod and I are about three marriages and five kids too deep into life to ever try something like this, but it’s always fun to dream, right fellas?


Detroit 4, Dallas 1

May 19, 2008

Well it wasn’t 7-0, but it was ugly none the less. The Red Wings dominated from the very beginning, never letting the Stars have a breath of hope in Game 6. It’s infuriating and cathartic at the same time. While I’m pissed that the Stars came out so flat, I’m placated by the fact that this team has been playing well above their heads for so long now. They gave us a great run this postseason; one none us saw coming. The Stars will come back next year with a fresh new perspective and some great experience under their belts.

Putting that behind me, I’m now ready to move on. Instead of watching the Rangers flirt with .500 all summer, I’ve decided to jump head first back into the WWE. I’m gonna become a Monday Night Raw regular again. Who’s with me?


We Get At Least One More In Dallas

May 17, 2008

The Dallas Stars, and Marty Turco in particular, played out of their minds today and defeated the Red Wings in Detroit, 2-1. For Turco, it was his first career win in Joe Louis Arena. Game six will take place back here in Dallas on Monday night. If the Stars can just find some way to win that game, they’ll be in a great position. All the pressure of a historic collapse will be sitting on Detroit’s shoulders. That being said, it wouldn’t surprise me a bit if Detroit won 7-0 on Monday.


I Spoke Too Soon

May 9, 2008

Remember when I said this was gonna be a good series? Um, yeah……I might have jumped the gun on that.


Stars Advance To Western Conference Finals

May 5, 2008

I apologize for not posting about this sooner, but I’m still a bit groggy after staying up to watch the entirety of the Dallas Marathon that took place at the American Airlines Center last night. This Stars team is absolutely amazing. Everytime I think that the Dallas sports curse is gonna come around to bite them in the ass, they respond in dramatic fashion. In the third longest game in Stars history, Marty Turco and Brendan Morrow shined like they’ve done throughout these playoffs. Turco stopped a mind-boggling 61 shots and Morrow scored the third overtime postseason goal of career to propel the Stars into the Western Conference Finals for the first time since 2000.

Some will say that the Stars run will hit a brick wall once they come up against Detroit on Thursday. I say tap the brakes on that line of thought. Defense and goal-tending is what wins in the Stanley Cup Playoffs. The Redwings are the NHL equivalent of the Phoenix Suns, a run-and-gun, fast-paced offensively-minded team. Meanwhile the Stars have been playing like the San Antonio Spurs. They’ve been consistent scorers, but they’ve also been unbelieveable at the defensive end, led by Turco playing out of his mind.

I’m not saying the Stars are a lock to beat Detroit, but I think we’re in for a hell of a series.


Well, We Do Have This

April 28, 2008

The Mavs Are A Freaking Embarrassment

April 23, 2008

I’m sorry. I just can’t put it any other way. This team is an embarrassment to everything the Mavericks have built over the last decade. I’ve never seen a Maverick team with less fight in them. And I’ve never seen a team play such horrid defense.

How do you let another team shoot 61 percent from the floor for the ENTIRE GAME?!? How does Jason Kidd continue to make Chris Paul look like Magic Johnson? Wasn’t Kidd suppose to add an element of toughness and resolve to this thing? Seems to me the exact opposite has been the case ever since the trade went down.

Thank God the Stars have given Dallas fans SOMETHING to be happy about. Imagine the sports psyche of this town right now if the Stars had been bounced in the first round, the Mavericks were throwing this crap out and we all knew that the only thing we’d have to whet our sports appetites for the next six months was Rangers baseball. Oh, the humanity!


RE: Stars - Round 2

April 21, 2008

I agree with almost all of your euphoric rantings below, Steve. Almost. The best goal was, by far, Stu Barnes firing one past the suddenly mortal Giguere off a great centering feed from Stephan Robidas.

Robidas had to fight through the pain (he took a clearing shot off his nose in the last game which opened him up badly and spewed blood all over his uniform and the ice) and a boarding check to get clear enough to make that pass to Barnes. He held onto the puck just long enough, showing great patience that ultimately led to the Stars victory against their first series, divisional foes. Stu Barnes post-goal celebration, a la Ovechkin in Washington, was equally as fun to watch.

They say dynamite comes in small packages. Being that Stephan Robidas is 5′11 and only 185 pounds, I’d say unlikely post season heroes come in small packages as well. And I’m hoping that there are plenty of other guys on the Dallas roster that are now hungry for the cup. As a long time Stars fan, I know I am.


Round 2!!! I Almost Forgot What This Feels Like

April 20, 2008

Thank you Dallas Stars. Thank you for giving this city a glimmer of hope again. By winning your first opening round playoff series since 2003, you’ve given Dallas fans a reprieve from the post-season mediocrity that has consumed our local sports teams as of late.

I have to be honest. I didn’t think that this game was going to go the Stars way. After going into the second intermission behind 1-0, I figured this game was going to play out like the rest of the games involving local teams this weekend.

The Rangers, in classic Texas fashion, blew two games to the Red Sox in which they had the lead in the late innings. Hell, today the Rangers were up 5-2 with two outs in the eighth and they managed to piss it away, including C.J. Wilson walking in the game winning run.

Yesterday, the Mavericks were up by 12 on the Hornets at halftime in their first playoff game of the year. They proceeded to get outscored by 24 points in the second half, while making Chris Paul look like the second coming of Isiah Thomas (player Isiah, not coach Isiah).

So forgive me for assuming that this game was just going to fall right into place in the single-file line of Dallas sports let downs. You guys came out and dominated the third period. You scored four unanswered goals by capitalizing on all of Anaheim’s careless mistakes. The best goal being Mike Modano’s empty-netter with three seconds left to put the icing on the cake.

So, once again, let me be the first to say thanks. We really needed this.


RE: Greatest Day in Dallas Sports History?

April 12, 2008

I’ll give you that Thursday was a great day for Dallas sports. It might even be a sign that my family’s sports curse is starting to crack. However, I would rank this, thisthis, this, this, this and this as better days in Dallas sports history.


Greatest Day in Dallas Sports History?

April 11, 2008

I have waited a long time to have a day like the Dallas sports teams has yesterday. Steve has probably waited even longer than I have. But, we finally got it. Not only did the Mavericks beat a really good team with a clutch Dirk shot at the end of the game to solidify their berth in the NBA playoffs, and not only did the Stars whip up on the defending Stanley Cup champs 4-0 in their playoff series opener - in Anaheim - but the Rangers also swept a double header against a team that kicked their butts on opening day to climb to above .500 for the first time in years.

Did I mention that it was also the opening round of the Masters yesterday? My sports pants are going so crazy they just hit me over the head with my keyboard, pulled the fire alarm at my office, sexually assaulted our 67 year old male security guard - twice - and then jumped on a flight to Bangladesh to grab some Indian food.

Can life get any better if you are a Dallas sports fan? Only time will tell…


Thank You and Good Night

April 4, 2008

There are a few things that you need to know before viewing this fight clip. One, Krys Barch is one tough SOB, and one of my favorite players. He can hold his own against any fighter in the NHL, but last night just was not his night. Daniel Carcillo is a wild swinging ball of energy who loses a lot of fights, but puts on quite a show. Later in this game Steve Ott (Jerrod’s favorite player) found Carcillo and evened things up a bit with a good fight, and the Stars ended up winning the game. But I couldn’t stop myself from posting this video. You take the good with the bad, and this is bad for Krys Barch. Good looking out, bro…


That Time of the Month…

March 6, 2008

No, not for Steve’s period, but for me to catch everyone up on the wit and wisdom absent from this blog, due to the fact that I don’t sit at a cube and surf Youtube all day while at work like the other two contributors. Without further adieu…

Pop-Culture:

So, one Spears girl has gone completely psycho, and the younger is now pregnant…any chance K-fed had anything to do with the latter? Or the prior for that matter? And maybe mommy and daddy should be a little more involved instead of counting and spending their childrens’ earnings… And Britney, please start wearing underwear before there’s a new disease named after you…that is, if there’s not already. And someone reach out to this family and teach them all about birth control before more lives are ruined!

Mavs:

I believe in the Jason Kidd trade. I don’t believe in Stackhouse. Or Devean George. Or DIRK. I still wish Cuban would’ve found a way to get Kobe at the beginning of the year in a swap for Dirk. Right now, I’m even a little concerned the Mavs won’t even make the playoffs.

Cowboys:

Romo needs to drop Jessica and get back with Underwood. Carrie will at least be traveling with a successful singing career and probably not be able to make a lot of games. 

We need to trade both number one picks for Larry Fitzgerald (WR Cardinals) whom has recently said he would love to play in Dallas.

Rangers:

Actually can’t wait for the season to start. Not because of the actual team, but because of my seats at the games and dollar hotdogs!

Stars:

I think they are doing well. I hate hockey though and don’t really care. Hockey belongs in Canada. Or at least in Minnesota where all the other toothless wonders live.

Politics:

I vote for Chuck Lidell. We need an ass kicker in office. Plus he wears a mohawk. That’s just awesome!


Dallas Stars Make A Bold Move

February 26, 2008

The Stars made a major trade today, acquiring veteran scoring forward Brad Richards from Tampa Bay. Looks like the Mavs have started a trend for bold moves by the our local teams. Perhaps the Cowboys will pull something big off in free agency to keep the momemtum going……..IJS.


RE: All Barch and No Bite

February 12, 2008

I can’t tell you how happy this makes me. For a guy like Krys Barch to be rewarded for his hard work and tough play is a great thing for the Dallas Stars organization. I guarantee you that every player in that locker room gave him a pat on the back and breathed a sigh of relief.

You see, having Barch on this team not only holds other teams accountable for their cheap shots and questionable hits on the Stars key players, it also frees up other guys to just play hockey and not worry about the other, grittier, aspects of the game. Guys like Steve Ott who is having a career year because he doesn’t have to drop the gloves and stick up for guys as much. Barch will fight anybody who comes calling and that says a lot to the guys who suit up and go to battle with you night in and night out.

To Brett Hull, or whomever made this deal happen, thank you. From one Dallas Stars fan that I’m sure speaks for many, thank you.


All Barch (har) And No Bite…

February 11, 2008

Looks like Josh just got an early birthday present.


Dallas Stars on a Roll

February 8, 2008

In case you missed it last night, the Dallas Stars fought their way to a 5th straight victory against the Minnesota Wild. I always love watching these games because all of the miserable people in Minnesota get so worked up when the Stars come to town. Maybe it’s because The Dallas Stars used to be the Minnesota Northstars, or maybe it’s because they live in Minnesota and the highlight of their week is getting trashed and forgetting where they live. Who knows?

All I know is that the game last night was great. Lots of hitting, a really good fight between Krys Barch (my favorite Star) and Aaron Voros, which can be viewed here later today, and lots of end to end action. Both goalies were outstanding, with Mike Smith getting his 5th career shutout. I know that some people can’t get into hockey for whatever reason, but I’m telling you, start watching the Dallas Stars. This scrappy, talented team is leading the Pacific Division by 6 points over the Ducks and Sharks and they are on a roll right now. Trust me, you won’t be disappointed.


Stars Making a Change at the Top

November 13, 2007

Say what you will, but I like Stars General Manager Doug Armstrong. I think he’s done a helluva lot for this franchise since he came on board 17 years ago. Since he’s been in the organization the Stars have won seven division titles, two Presidents’ Trophies, appeared in two consecutive Stanley Cup Finals and won the Stanley Cup in 1999. I mean, talk about a guy who’s been a part of some good years. So, “What’s the problem?” you ask.

The problem is the sports mentality of “What have you done for me lately?” And therein lies the rub. The Stars have been eliminated in the first round of their last three playoff appearances, and are 7-7-3 this season. Changes need to be made, by golly, and the change that will elicit the most positive outcome is to fire the GM. Makes sense to me. Or not.

We might as well tell Dave Tippett to wear a blue miniskirt at every home game that falls on a Tuesday and hope that makes the guys play harder. You can no more expect a team to win under a different GM than you can expect Modano to drop the gloves against David Koci the next time the Stars play the Blackhawks.

The lackluster record the Stars hold this year can be summed up in one word. Consistency. And the fact that they have none is the big issue. One game they look like world-beaters in punishing the defending Stanley Cup champions 5-0 on the road, then the next game they get beat by the mediocre Coyotes 5-0 at home. It makes no sense.

In my opinion, part of the problem is that they have no sharpshooter that can score at any time. Sure they’ve got Modano, but he’s old. They’ve got Jokinen, Hagman, and Halpern, but they are part of the problem, not the solution (in being extremely inconsistant this year). They also don’t have a big guy who will drop the gloves to defend his fellow players and keep the opposing teams tough guys at bay with hard checks and malicious intent. Sure, Krys Barch will go with anyone at any time, but he’s only suited up for a handful of games this year. Todd Fedoruk has only proven that he can hurt your hands with his face should you choose to drop the gloves with him.

In summary, since I’ve already wasted far too much time (and too many words) with this post, the Stars don’t have a legitimate goal scorer, they don’t have a tough guy that dresses regularly (if you say Brad Winchester, be prepared to get a stick in the gut) and they have inconsistent goal tending so far this year. Smith and Turco have been dazzling at times, but lackluster and befuddled are words that more often come up.

None of this will change because you change who is wearing the suit in the front office, but I guess Tom Hicks is trying to give the fans the impression that he actually pays attention to the record of his hockey team, instead of jet-setting around the world looking to spend his money on yet another Italian soccer club.

You want to see real change? Get Tom Hicks to sell the team to someone who is devoted to winning and doing whatever it will take to make that happen (see Mark Cuban and the Mavericks). Until then, quite wasting my time by shuffling the cards on the top of the deck when you are dealing from the bottom. That’s only going to get you so far, and it isn’t going to matter when all the chips are pushed into the middle of the table and you’re stuck holding a pair of 2s.

Good luck Doug Armstrong, and thank you for your many years of dedication and sacrifice. You will be missed.