Snackbar’s been known to post some funny shit in the comments, but this story he pointed us to is just too good not to give it its own post. Keep in mind the lady in this story is married mother of three. Also, if she thinks her life is ruined now, it’s about to get a lot worse. Her story has been posted on the Drudge Report (bottom of the left column)! Personally, I think this is karma kicking her in the croutch for being a damned Hawkeyes fan.
Dallas Stars Season Just Got Worse
November 21, 2008How is that possible, you ask? Well, with the news coming down a few minutes ago (literally, a few minutes ago. I’m like a freaking real reporter now.) that Stars captain Brendan Morrow is sidelined for at least six months with a torn ACL.
Landon Wilson was called up from the AHL to fill the open roster spot. More info to come later, I’m sure. But I think that’s enough for now.
Maverick’s Owner Mark Cuban Charged With Insider Trading
November 17, 2008So says the Drudge Report. More info to come as it’s made available…
UPDATE: From the Wall Street Journal
The SEC alleges in a civil action that Mr. Cuban sold his entire 6% ownership stake on June 28, 2004, after learning that Mamma.com was raising money through a private investment in a public entity, or PIPE. The next day, on June 29, the company announced the PIPE financing and shares of the company dropped by more than 10%. By selling his stake, the SEC alleges, Mr. Cuban avoided more than $750,000 in losses.
My Seed…
November 14, 2008Corbin Bradie Wittman was born at 7:58 am on Thursday morning. He is 7 lbs. 3 oz. of chick chasing, Cowboys lovin’, milk drinking baby. Steve, don’t worry, sleep is over-rated…

Jerrod’s Social Life is Officially Over
November 13, 2008At least for the next year or so. Why you might ask? Because he and his wife just welcomed their second little man into this world. The girls can worry about all the weight, delivery time, length, etc. issues. We just care that he’s got another healthy son to teach the ways of sports and women. Congrats, Jerrod!
Pictures to come once Jerrod quits crying in the hallway outside of the hospital nursery and actually sends them. And Steve-o, you’re next…
Bogus Bailout
November 12, 2008You remember that ridiculous $700 billion bailout that we just HAD to pass to pull the economy out of its tailspin? Well, it has done nothing to help the economy and it’s actually cost us $3.5 trillion, so far. And this is before we start cutting checks to the auto companies.
Yayyyyy, big government!!! I can’t wait until these morons are running our health care system.
A Hopeful America?
November 5, 2008
For those of you wondering who these guys are, they are former presidents Herbert Hoover, Jimmy Carter and the new president-elect of the United States, Barack Obama. I really hope the latter can learn from the former two. If you do a little research on the tax cuts and tax credits that were signed into office by president George Bush, you will find that a large portion of them will expire on January 1, 2011. I hope Mr. Obama knows that it’s not just about talk and rhetoric anymore. If he’s serious about helping out the folks on “Main Street” these tax credits are a great place to start.
I really hope that Mr. Obama will become a dynamic leader for our country instead of falling back on the liberal, partisan politics that he has exhibited thus far in his political career. Right now, he’s little more than a charismatic black guy with lots of promises and a big smile. I’m willing to give the guy a shot, I’m just not holding my breath…
Obama Does Not Heart Coal
November 3, 2008Over the weekend it was revealed that Barack Obama gave an interview to a San Francisco newspaper in January in which he promised to “bankrupt” the coal industry. What we have here is another prime example of the media sitting on information crucial to the election because it might harm their chosen candidate. However, more importantly, what we have here is something that might blow the lid off of Barack’s victory party plans.
These statements have the potential to be a huge factor in election on Tuesday since the coal industry plays such a vital role in some of the most important swing states like Ohio, West Virginia, Virginia, Indiana and Pennsylvania. The president of the Ohio Coal Association has already come out and said that the “Obama-Biden ticket spells disaster for America’s coal industry and the tens of thousand of Americans who work in it.”
Coal is vital to the energy grid and the economy of this nation. More than 50 percent of the nation’s electricity is generated at coal plants. Obama readily admitted in his interview with the San Francisco paper that energy prices will “skyrocket”if he is able to implement his plan. So, in addition to taxing the living shit out of us, he also plans to drive our electric bills into the stratosphere. That’s exactly what our struggling economy needs right now, isn’t it? If John McCain is a George Bush re-run, then Barack Obama is a Jimmy Carter sequel.
I truly think that this news could have a big effect on tomorrow’s election. Not as big of one had this information been readily available since January like it should have been, but an effect none the less. Who knows if it’ll be the slight nudge McCain needs to pull the upset? But just in case it is, I’ll be borrowing a little bit of firepower from Josh or Jerrod tomorrow. I don’t want to be ill prepared when the “streets run red with blood” after the second Civil War breaks out because of the defeat of the Messiah. And that last comment is not made in jest. I think if McCain wins this thing, cities will burn and people will get hurt. Just the type of reaction you’d expect from the side of the aisle that claims to be peace-loving and open-minded. Is there anyone who will display more anger, hatred and vitriol than a liberal in the face of dissent?
What Recession?
October 30, 2008No matter how bad the economy is in the tank, leave it to Exxon Mobil to throw up a metaphorical middle finger to the rest of the country. I used to bitch about these obscene profits, but now I say get what you can before the thieves come in the night to take it from you. Almost $15 billion probably redistributes nicely.
A Special Place in Hell
October 29, 2008As I’ve often stated in cases of child abuse or child sexual assault, I believe there’s a very special place in hell for the people that commit these atrocious acts. Well, special congratulations go out to Tameika Hampton and Tremaine Mabry. Looks like you two despicable, heartless, disgusting, wastes of flesh will get to test that theory. The only thing worse than what they did is the gutless plea bargains they were allowed to sign that that only got them two years and five years probation respectively.
Let’s see, you took your 3 month old child and beat her so badly she had 40 rib fractures, a bruised chin, brain and eye bleeding, a bruised liver, a fractured back, up to 15 chest contusions and three leg fractures and you get to plea to probation? Are you freaking kidding me? I am so disappointed in the judicial system of this country I don’t know what to do. My only consolation comes from knowing what these ingrates will have to suffer through when someone finally does the world a favor and returns the beatings.
Really…Another Week with “Tree Trunk Johnson?”
October 21, 2008Of all the games, I actually scored tickets to this week’s Cowboys game. Then I read this from ESPN.com that Romo is out this week against the Bucs. That means we go into the bye week at 4-5. At least that should be enough to fire Wade and build for next year. But still doesn’t console me and my buddies going to the game this weekend. Damn. Weeping. Head. In hands.
Howard Stern Exposes Idiot Voters In Harlem
October 21, 2008How long before a commenter calls me a racist for posting this audio?
Father, Son and The Holy Running Back
October 16, 2008I mean, 232 yards are nice, but couldn’t he have done better.
God Bless Texas
October 16, 2008The longer I live in this great state, the more I love it. Homeowners and criminals read here.
Reason #526,492 to Hate Corporate Executives
October 8, 2008What do you do after securing an $85 billion taxpayer-funded bailout for your failing company? Head to the spa for a little R&R, of course.
Here’s an up close look at the spa invoice.
Take That, You Effin’ Hippie
October 7, 2008Not that it’s hard to make a hippie look stupid in public, but Sarah Palin does it so eloquently.
Can’t Say We Didn’t See It Coming
October 7, 2008Read this article about the subprime mortgage situation very thoroughly. Now go back and take a close look at when it was written.
Word of the Day: Deregulation
October 6, 2008The magic word on every Democrat’s lips right now is deregulation. Because lefties only understand subjects in terms of buzzwords, they’ve been yip-yapping about a trend (imaginary) of financial deregulation from the Bush administration that’s led to our current economic woes. The roots of this disaster actually go far deeper than any one set of regulations, any one party or any one candidate. Sebastian Mallaby of the Washington Post gives a little insight into what really led to this mess and why strictly blaming deregulation could spell doom for Obama’s presidency before he even takes office.
DISD to Cut Jobs Next Week
October 3, 2008It came through the vote at the DISD meeting yesterday that 1,100 jobs will be cut starting this week for noncontracted staff and next week for contracted staff which includes teachers. I’m very sensitive to this subject because my wife is a teacher (thank God not in DISD). “Dr.” Hinojosa pledged a “deliberate and thoughtful” process in determining which teachers would lose their jobs. He said the district’s two teacher groups will “watch over our shoulders” to make sure the layoffs are handled fairly. If Hino”joke-a” was deliberate and thoughtful in the first place when he was making/approving the budget and accounting for such, maybe DISD wouldn’t be in this predicament. And for all the liberal hippies that think I’m against Hino”joke-a” because he’s hispanic, you can suck it. I don’t like Hino”joke-a” because he’s an ineffective leader who is not being held accountable for the crappy job he’s done, period. It’s sad that at the heart of it all, students will suffer. There’s no way to disguise it or dress it up.
The only job that Hino”joke-a” is suitable for at this point is CEO of a major investment bank or subprime mortgage lender.
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