Pictures of the Week v. 4…”Soccer is Gay”
November 26, 2008
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Let’s Get It Started!!!
November 20, 2008This has inspired me. Any takers for a league in the metroplex where we can all live our dreams?
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My Seed…
November 14, 2008Corbin Bradie Wittman was born at 7:58 am on Thursday morning. He is 7 lbs. 3 oz. of chick chasing, Cowboys lovin’, milk drinking baby. Steve, don’t worry, sleep is over-rated…
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Happy 100!!
November 6, 2008For my 100th post, I’d like to give the Homers faithful a still shot from a webcam above Steve’s desk…Here’s to 100 more or at least until the FCC shuts us down…
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Here He Comes…
November 5, 2008No, not Obama. But yet, another corner with baggage. You can count on it that Jerry has already put a call into Deangelo Hall’s agent to inquire about the cornerback.
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Cowboys vs. Major League
November 3, 2008
Cowboys = sucky. That point is indisputable. While flipping channels last night, I came across the classic movie Major League and found some unsettling yet optimistic comparisons that are dying to be made which I’ve outlined below.
1. Rick Vaughn (Wild Thing) vs. Tony Romo - Both are gunslingers by trade with uncanny ability and incredible competitive spirit. Both banged (or are banging in Romo’s case) chicks that they shouldn’t have, but were/are too hot not to. Their teams are not near as good without them in the lineup.
2. Manager Lou Brown vs. Coach Wade Phillips - Lou Brown worked at a tire shop before being called up to run the Indians in hopes of losing all their games. Wade Phillips should be working in a tire shop because he is losing all their games.
3. Willie Mayes Hayes vs. T.O. - Both are self-hyped, flashy, outspoken gamechangers with unmatched speed. (Both my favorite characters on their respective teams)
4. Rachel Phelps vs. Jerry Jones - Both are loud and obnoxious at times and seem to have more to do with the demise of their teams than the success of them. Your guess is as good as mine to who’s had more plastic surgery. Maybe Wade should use a naked picture of Jerry to motivate his team like Lou Brown did with Rachel Phelps.
5. Jake Taylor vs. Zach Thomas - Both are old and playing beyond their ability and age. I can actually see Zach Thomas playing in Mexico if things didn’t work out in the NFL because of his love for the game.
6. Roger Dorn vs. Brad Johnson - I know it was in the sequel to the movie, but the only thing these two guys are good for is getting hit in the back and subsequently taken out of the game.
7. Pedro Cerrano vs. Marion Barber - Both are intimidating figures to the other team until their respective weaknesses are exposed. Pedro’s was the curveball. Barber’s is his offensive line.
8. Cleveland Indians vs. Dallas Cowboys - The Indians had no expectations of winning and ended up being a contender while using the worse team on paper to overachieve and provide their fans a happy ending. The Cowboys were expected to win the Super Bowl using the best team on paper, but are underachieving to provide their fans a reason for suicide.
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Really…Another Week with “Tree Trunk Johnson?”
October 21, 2008Of all the games, I actually scored tickets to this week’s Cowboys game. Then I read this from ESPN.com that Romo is out this week against the Bucs. That means we go into the bye week at 4-5. At least that should be enough to fire Wade and build for next year. But still doesn’t console me and my buddies going to the game this weekend. Damn. Weeping. Head. In hands.
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R.I.P. Wade…
October 20, 2008
I’ve never been a Tim Cowlishaw fan, but his column in the Dallas Morning Newstoday is spot on. I would not normally be a fan of firing a head coach that has a 17-7 record, but Wade Phillips has got to go. Something of epic proportions has got to happen to strike fear in the hearts of America’s Team that great talent does not equal irreplaceable people. I understand that the Boys are decimated with injuries (and suspensions), particularly on the defensive side of the ball, but Wade is losing, perhaps has even lost, his team and doesn’t seem to realize it.
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Pictures of the Week v.4
October 17, 2008They didn’t have field trips like this when I was in school….
Talk about “Dirty Jobs”…
Looks like a massive downpour…
Nice hat…I mean, haircut….
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God Bless Texas
October 16, 2008The longer I live in this great state, the more I love it. Homeowners and criminals read here.
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“T.F.T.S”
October 14, 2008
I’ll leave the political and educated opinions to Josh and Steve…but I wanted to introduce the world to the latest social demographic that is facing alarming growth across our great nation: Too Fat To Shop. I was at a local grocery store today and saw a “big” lady trying to squeeze into a courtesy motorized scooter much like the one in the posted picture. I have a problem with this for a few reasons. First, I would think the original purpose for those scooters was for the elderly or people with injuries or true handicaps. Secondly, if you’re overweight I would think it would be somewhat healthy to walk while doing your shopping. Lastly, if you’re going to degrade yourself even further by wedging into a “rascal”, don’t fill the Wal-Mart mopeds with ding dongs, ice cream and twinkies (like this lady did today), cut me off in the aisle, and look at me like I should feel sorry for you because you’re overweight. I don’t feel sorry for you. I feel sorry for the geriatric that is barely making it down the aisle with pea puree and a bag of prunes and has to use her cane while your fat ass is speeding around completely oblivious to everything and everyone.
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Pictures of the Week v.3
October 3, 2008For your viewing pleasure…
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DISD to Cut Jobs Next Week
October 3, 2008It came through the vote at the DISD meeting yesterday that 1,100 jobs will be cut starting this week for noncontracted staff and next week for contracted staff which includes teachers. I’m very sensitive to this subject because my wife is a teacher (thank God not in DISD). “Dr.” Hinojosa pledged a “deliberate and thoughtful” process in determining which teachers would lose their jobs. He said the district’s two teacher groups will “watch over our shoulders” to make sure the layoffs are handled fairly. If Hino”joke-a” was deliberate and thoughtful in the first place when he was making/approving the budget and accounting for such, maybe DISD wouldn’t be in this predicament. And for all the liberal hippies that think I’m against Hino”joke-a” because he’s hispanic, you can suck it. I don’t like Hino”joke-a” because he’s an ineffective leader who is not being held accountable for the crappy job he’s done, period. It’s sad that at the heart of it all, students will suffer. There’s no way to disguise it or dress it up.
The only job that Hino”joke-a” is suitable for at this point is CEO of a major investment bank or subprime mortgage lender.
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Springs & Owens Sitting in a Tree?
October 1, 2008This could put a new spin on ’sleeping with the enemy’…especially if you just got screwed by the enemy!
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For The Love?…
September 30, 2008The day I love a pet more than this guy loves his is the same day Steve becomes a Philly fan, Josh crawls in a corner when challenged to a fight, and I don’t worry about the way I look.
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Funny Joke…
September 15, 2008Jerrod and Steve are sitting at the corner bar enjoying themselves, when Josh walks in looking distressed.
“Josh, you look awful. What’s wrong?” Jerrod asks.
Josh says, “Last night I got really drunk, and then somewhere between here and my house, I was abducted by an alien?”
Everyone is shocked. “I heard about this kind of thing happening!” Jerrod says. “What did the alien do to you?”
“I don’t remember all the details,” Josh says. “All I remember is being anally probed by the alien.”
“I heard that they’ll do that!” Jerrod says. “What did the alien look like?”
Josh responds, “Steve.”
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I’ll See Your ‘Greatest Tackle Ever’ and Raise You the ‘Greatest Hit of All-time’…
September 12, 2008nuf. sed.
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Light Being Shed on Next Dark Knight Villains
September 10, 2008Steve and I have talked ever since we saw the Dark Knight of who the next villain would be…Steve, here’s some juicy gossip and it’s gotten me quite anxious!
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