Homers On The Range

Anyone who has a dorm room loft like this deserves the same fate.

Dude, I saw this video and I was like, awww yeeeaaahhh dude, it’s the best vid ever. It’s just spits you out like WHAAPACK. You’ll just wanna say BWWAAHAAAA.

One of my personal favorites and an all-time classic.

“We have a rogue helicopter pilot loose inside this airspace. He’s also on the loose inside this country.”

Pow! Right in the kisser!

Scare. Fail.

Nothing will ruin your day quicker than a mouth full of bird shit.

I know I just posted one of these a few weeks ago, but I freaking love this kid. Watch him take Barney Frank to task.

No explanation needed.

“Your dirty sex makes God send hurricanes.”

I think a horse like this ate a hole in my favorite sweater.

George Brett should swap stories with my dad and brother. [WARNING: Language]

“Hey Jimmy, check the right flank and take out that homo sniping us from the under-brush.”

“I’m on it, Greg. I’m going commando on that son of a bitch. Take this you fuc….”

BOOM! HEADSHOT!!!

You remember the old nursery rhyme about what little girls are made of, right? Well I’m sure this 11-year-old has all those qualifies, in addition to the fact that she’s a total badass. BTW, don’t think my daughter won’t be able to do this same thing someday.

I blame the media for only telling us about the negative effects. Apparently, it’s a great weight loss plan.

And the Lord sayeth, “If man were to catch ball with beer, he must go forth and chug the remaining beer for the amusement of the commoners.”

Amen.

This commercial really captures the spirit of the WNBA.

This office values two things I hold near and dear: swearing and beer.

Greatest Friday Fun of all time?

You decide.

If you’re gonna fake an illness in court, it should probably be one where you actually portray the symptoms. It’s pretty easy to tell when someone hasn’t actually had a heart attack.