Homers On The Range

The start of a new era…
The era where three lame guys from the beautiful metropolis of Dallas, TX invade the interwebs with all sorts of shenanigans, rants, whining, name-calling, back-stabbing and various other forms of tom-foolery. Sit back and enjoy watching us make fun of each other and the rest of the social outcasts that are unlucky enough to wander into our crosshairs. Carpe mis weebles…

Meet the team: 

Josh
I grew up as an Army brat and lived in many different cities, states and countries as a child. Perhaps that’s why I had to develop thick skin and an outgoing, sometimes brash, personality. I have received my fair share of butt-kickings because of my quick wit and knack for making fun of bigger guys. But, I have never learned my lesson and now share my snarky, mindless stream of consciousness with you. How fortunate you all are… seriously… you are…

Steve
Though I grew up in Garland, I was born in Irving. And my dad’s biggest bragging point about me is that you could see Texas Stadium from the window in the room where I was born. So, as you can see, I never had a chance. I love the Dallas Cowboys more than most of my family members and I’m here to keep haters on the straight and narrow. I’m also the resident hippie-hater. Don’t bring your liberal crap in here, because it won’t be tolerated!

Jerrod
So, I’m probably the Metrosexual wuss out of the bunch. I’ve never been in a fight and it’s a well known fact that if Steve, Josh and I ever get in a fight with other people, I will take the girl or kid under 13. I grew up in Georgetown and moved to Dallas a few years ago. Now I’m a Cowboys, Mavs and Rangers fan. And if we’ve ever met, I’ve probably made fun of you behind your back. That’s just how I roll…