What happens when you go 5-19 during two seasons coaching a D1 Football team including losing your last 10 games? You get hired as Auburn’s new head football coach. Well done Gene Chizik…on sleeping with the AD to get that job! The bright side is that Steve’s alma mater can now hire another football coach at Iowa State…and if Iowa State needs help in the selection process, I’ve listed my top five candidates below that I think could do better than 5-19 and who might be available:
- Larry Eustacy (pictured) – he hasn’t finished his tour of the girls’ dorms on campus
- Governor Blagojevich
- Mike Leach – this is the only way he could play in the Big 12 Championship games is to coach in the North Division
- Bernard Madoff – he would be a helluva booster in “raising” money for the program
- Wade Phillips – we’ll pay you to take him.
December 15, 2008 at 3:35 pm |
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