Came across this story today on ESPN.com…and I guess I’m not really surprised anymore, but it’s led me to start my own organization in protest of PETA. SPFF…”Shoot Pigeons For Fun”…I will now carry a Red Rider BB gun in my car at all times and be ready to bust a cap in any pigeon’s ass that ever sh!ts on my car or crosses my path! Those who wish to join, just leave a comment and you’ll receive your membership card in 6-8 weeks along with our free gifts of a headdress made of pigeon feathers and a giant foam hand “shooting the bird” with PETA inscribed on the palm.
June 24, 2008 at 3:51 pm
Sign me up. We can have the first club meeting at my house. We’ll get drunk and then go find small critters to kill in the woods nearby.
June 24, 2008 at 6:17 pm
I wish I had NOTHING better to do with my time than fight for the rights of nasty, disease-carrying birds.
June 24, 2008 at 6:44 pm
I like the post, you can also join my club, SWM! Shoot Whatever Moves! I’m not gonna lie, I think it probably works better in rural America…but if we were to take this to the streets……
One other thought. PETA always goes undercover and tries to call out inhumane animal killing for my grill, personally, if cows had opposable thumbs I wouldn’t eat them. So I think I might try to get on with this PETA group, go undercover, and bust out a fatty pork chop at the CEO’s desk and put that on you tube. FREE BACON FOR LIFE!
July 23, 2008 at 5:31 am
You could affiliate with our proposed organiszation if you want. It’s called PEVA, it stands for ‘People for Eating Vegan Assholes’.
Those poe faced, anemic, moany little bastards actually taste surprisingly good, given that they are so unappetizing to look at. Easy to hunt too, it’s just like seal clubbing.