Me: So, T.O., How’d You Spend Your Off-Season?

T.O.: You know, the usual. Working out with my trainer. Spending time with my kid. Making guest appearances on internet porn sites.

Me: Ummm, come again? Wait a minute. Back choice of words. You did what?

T.O.: With the NFL’s new celebration rules, I felt I couldn’t express myself fully on the field. Nothing says “get your popcorn ready” like appearing in Hot Spring Break Ass!

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