If you have this fear, you suck. No questions asked.
Good News For Anyone With A Julius Jones Jersey
March 31, 2008Even though the Pacman Jones talks between the Cowboys and Titans have hit somewhat of a roadblock, it hasn’t prevented Jones from already planning his arrival in Dallas. On Saturday, Jones was at a charity basketball game in Tennessee, and when he signed autographs for fans, he was adding the number “21″ after his name. Apparently Jones hopes to pay homage to his good friend Deion “Prime Time” Sanders if he is to land in Dallas. I’m all for Jones trying to emulate Deion on the field, but hopefully he won’t pretend to “find God” and act like a pretentious jackass shortly thereafter.
Don’t Quit Your Day Job, Tony
March 31, 2008Apparently Romo’s golf game hasn’t gotten any better since Jessica came along either. Tony tied for 34th place at the Azalea Invitional in Charleston, South Carolina on Sunday. His final score was a 19-over-par 303. I’m sure he caught the first plane back to L.A. to drown his sorrows with the rest of his newly found douchebag friends.
Romo’s Hitting The Links
March 28, 2008Looks like Tony Romo got a hall pass for the weekend. He’s out in Charleston, South Carolina golfing in the Azalea Invitational. Romo, who’s known around these parts for his love of golf, shot a 73 in his first round and had his dad, Ramiero, as his caddie.
Jessica skipped the tournament, which helped Romo, because lugging around a mini lap dog while trying to golf can be difficult.
RE: Wombat Rapist on the Loose
March 28, 2008That story also contains a great nominee for the most obvious statement ever written in a news story.
Police prosecutor Sergeant Chris Stringer told the court alcohol played a large role in Cradock’s life.
Ya think?!
What’s Grosser than Gross?
March 28, 2008The overdone lesbian on the right is some Hollywood spare. The overdone lesbian on the left is Clay Aiken.

Wombat Rapist on the Loose…
March 28, 2008Bizarre. Just Bizarre. I think this happened to Josh once, except with a chinchila.
Cuban Gets Overruled
March 28, 2008The NBA overturned Mark Cuban’s rule banning bloggers from the Mavericks post-game locker room. However, not to out done by the league, Cuban has turned their ruling on its head.
Cuban said he thinks all bloggers should be treated equally, and that he won’t give preference to those just from major media outlets.
“…we will encourage all bloggers to apply (for a press credential), whether they be someone on blogspot who has been posting for a couple weeks, kids blogging for their middle school Web site or those that work for big companies,” Cuban told The Dallas Morning News. ”We won’t discriminate at all.”
Okay, so the question now is how do I go about applying for a Mavericks press credential. I’ve been looking through their Web site, but I haven’t found anything. Somebody help me here. This is too good of an opportunity to pass up.
Friday Fun: Buttered Floor
March 28, 2008Ahhh, there’s nothing quite like a good prank amongst college roommates. Reminds me of the good ol’ days in the fratter when we used to torment one another.
WARNING: There’s some pretty salty language in this clip, so if you’re easily offended, don’t watch it! Otherwise, enjoy the hilarity!
Mavericks…
March 28, 2008Mavericks. Suck. Officially.
I watched the first half of the game last night against Denver and started to think that we actually could cause some trouble in the playoffs. That dilusion ended shortly into the 3rd quarter. Note to Cuban: Blow this thing up. Trade Dirk. Trade Josh Howard. Trade Dampier. Trade Kidd. Fire Avery. Trade everyone or release those you can’t trade! I’m really tired of getting my heart broken when I place the smallest bit of faith in the Mavericks to win an important game. The Mavs are heartless and lack the will to compete.
I’m ready for baseball season. The games are a blast to go to and their is zero expectation of winning!
Film Delivers A Punch To Muhammad’s Mouth
March 27, 2008Earlier tonight, the anti-Koran movie by Dutch politician Geert Wilders went live on the Web. The movie is titled Fitna, an Arabic phrase meaning “disagreement and division among people.” Wilders is a right wing politician in Holland and the leader of the Party for Freedom in the Dutch Parliament. His film is a response to the capitulation of government leaders in Holland and throughout Europe regarding the increasingly radical nature of Islam.
The Dutch government is already in crisis mode preparing for the worst that is sure to come because of this film. Muslims have a common response to any sort of criticism, and it doesn’t involve healthy debate. Look what happened to Dutch filmmaker Theo Van Gogh and when a few cartoons of Muhammad were published.
Fitna is only 16 minutes long, but it’s one of the most poignant and frightening commentaries I’ve ever seen. This movie doesn’t mess around, and it certainly doesn’t cater to the liberal point-of-view.
Though I’ll probably have a fatwa issued on me for doing this, watch Fitna in its entirety here.
I encourage the few regular readers we have to watch this film all the way through. Let us know what you think. Personally, this movie scared the shit out of me.
Cowboys Up The Ante……Just A Little Bit
March 27, 2008It appears that the Cowboys are going to add a player to their initial offer of a seventh round draft choice for Tennessee’s Pacman Jones. This is still a ridiculously low price to pay for a cornerback of Jones’ caliber. Plus, if he does become a Cowboy, he’ll have his contract restructured into a one-year, low dollar, incentive-laden deal.
I love this potential pick up. Getting a player of Jones’ ability for such a little price is never a bad thing, even if that player has a past as shady as Pacman’s. If he gets here and acts up again, then you just cut him. No big loss. However, if he comes here and gets his act together, then you have the best secondary in the NFL.
The Patriots took the same risk with Randy Moss last year. They gave up a fourth round pick for Moss, knowing that if he pulled his old antics, they could simply be rid of him at no cost. Look how that worked out.
Dallas-Fort Worth = #1
March 27, 2008
According to the U.S. Census Bureau, Dallas-Fort Worth is the fastest growing metropolitan area in the country. Between July 2006 and July 2007, DFW added 162,000 new residents. That breaks down to 444 new DFW residents every single day.
DFW isn’t the only Texas metro experiencing exponential growth. In the top 10 fastest growing cities, Houston comes in at #4, Austin at #8 and San Antonio at #10.
These stats reflect the national trend of people moving to the South and West. Out of the 50 fastest growing cities, 27 are in the South and 20 in the West. Only two Midwestern cities made the list and zero in the Northeast.
I find it funny that the places that Midwesterners and East Coasters make fun of the most are the places that they can’t seem to move to fast enough.
I mean, who would want to live in Texas? Who needs beautiful weather, a strong job market, low taxes and affordable housing? We sure are productive for a bunch of Cowboys who spend our days ropin’ cattle and polishin’ our six-shooters.
Pacman A Cowboy?
March 21, 2008
Looks like talks between the Cowboys and Titans have officially begun. If the Cowboys don’t have to give up much of anything, and if they can get Jones to sign an incentive-laden contract, then I’m all for this trade. Imagine a defensive backfield with Terence Newman, Anthony Henry and Pacman Jones as your corners. That’s pretty formidable. The Terrell Owens trade was viewed as a huge risk, too, and look how that’s worked out. T.O. has arguably been the best receiver in the NFL in the two years he’s been a Cowboy.
However, Dallas is also the strip club capital of the United States, so this might be like leaving an alcoholic all alone in a liquor store. We’ll see how it plays out.
It will also be interesting to hear all the posturing from the “Holier-than-Thou,” “These guys are supposed to be role models” crowd.
Friday Fun: Sit On You
March 21, 2008Today’s challenge: See how far you can make it into this clip before you’re either laughing hysterically or totally creeped out.
Generic Blog Opinion
March 19, 2008A certain midget from Missouri thinks that the staff of Homers are a bunch of “get-a-life losers.” I’d go into more detail about why this is utterly ridiculous, but the Deadspin guys already hit the nail on the head.
Barack Wants to Disarm the United States
March 18, 2008John McCain should play this video clip as much as possible.
Why would you want to spend all that money on keeping America safe when you could use it for communist social welfare plans? God, I hate Democrats.
Friday Fun: Reporter Gets Owned
March 14, 2008This week’s Friday Fun comes courtesy of Snackbar. My favorite parts include the high-pitched scream the sledder lets out as he approaches the target and how the reporter picks up his mic and finishes his report. What a pro….
Snack, here’s a little something extra for you since you’ve already seen the video. It’s a scorched earth exit interview. I always imagined this is how you’d fill out one of these forms.
Another Great Ethanol Article
March 13, 2008Since the ethanol debate seems to be a very hot topic, I’ll fuel the flames with yet another finely written article that list the evils of this faux-fuel. This one comes from none other than the extremely liberal minds at RollingStone. Even the hippies are starting to realize what a disaster this stuff is…
The Scam That Is Ethanol
March 12, 2008The Investor’s Business Daily has a great editorial about what a sham ethanol is. The hippies don’t have the foresight to see what a global catastrophe this stuff could cause, and the idiot farmers in the Midwest are too busy raking in all their new found profit (from bogus subsidies and inflated prices) to realize they’re cheating the American people.
With solutions like these, who needs problems….
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